Shocking

1. Heath Ledger died.
2. SKLo called my mum. BITCH!
3. Construction workers place marbles in between then celling and floor of houses to let spirits play and not disturb us.
   
   Aren't they shocking? Especially the third one. I can't believe it. What about furniture dragging, knocking and kids running? Are those by the super naturals too? I so want to know because I keep hearing them along with horny cats having sex. Or is it just my damn neighbours??
   
   Heath Ledger is only like 28? So fucking young can! If you don't know who he is, jump off the building now.
   
   SKLo probably called half of the people's parents. BITCH! Slap her on facebook!