Yay I lead such a great life at home because I practically leave every single piece of homework to be done in school. I'm so gunna ace my O Levels.
Life sucks so much you deserve to be dead. TV's dominated by China people. Tried watching this Chinese programme that supposed to help me improve my chinese, 1 minute into it, heard a China accent and off the TV went. One day, coolness will depend on how China you Chinese sound. And you cry when you hear that RI has more China Boys in their school compared to yours which you entered with a 199/300 with affliation?
HAIIIIIIIII SO SAD I CAN'T IMAGINE SINGAPORE BECOMING A LITTLE CHINA. *weeps* No one speaks Singlish but Chinhlish. SO SAD NO MORE CULTURE. We'll have xiaolongbao, lamian, szechuan vegetable or maybe even dog meat as our daily staple and no one eats rice anymore. Din Tai Fung's owner will become a millionaire. Cool. I'm going to sell xiaolongbao by then. If I live to see that day happen.
Singapore's MRT will be filled with people listening to Chinese songs with their iPhones, in case you don't know, the iPhone will be released in Singapore soon and it sucks. And no one fines these Chinapura people because apparently the MRT operator has be Chinesed too they can just name all their MRT stations with the word China or China related stuffs incorporated, with the exception of Little India. Maybe Northeast Line will go from Station 1, which used to be Harbourfront, renamed ChinaFront. The last station, Punggol, will be renamed... Little Guang Zhou maybe? Then Hougang will be called, Little Yangtze?
Life sucks so much you deserve to be dead. TV's dominated by China people. Tried watching this Chinese programme that supposed to help me improve my chinese, 1 minute into it, heard a China accent and off the TV went. One day, coolness will depend on how China you Chinese sound. And you cry when you hear that RI has more China Boys in their school compared to yours which you entered with a 199/300 with affliation?
HAIIIIIIIII SO SAD I CAN'T IMAGINE SINGAPORE BECOMING A LITTLE CHINA. *weeps* No one speaks Singlish but Chinhlish. SO SAD NO MORE CULTURE. We'll have xiaolongbao, lamian, szechuan vegetable or maybe even dog meat as our daily staple and no one eats rice anymore. Din Tai Fung's owner will become a millionaire. Cool. I'm going to sell xiaolongbao by then. If I live to see that day happen.
Singapore's MRT will be filled with people listening to Chinese songs with their iPhones, in case you don't know, the iPhone will be released in Singapore soon and it sucks. And no one fines these Chinapura people because apparently the MRT operator has be Chinesed too they can just name all their MRT stations with the word China or China related stuffs incorporated, with the exception of Little India. Maybe Northeast Line will go from Station 1, which used to be Harbourfront, renamed ChinaFront. The last station, Punggol, will be renamed... Little Guang Zhou maybe? Then Hougang will be called, Little Yangtze?
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